Valentine’s (like most holidays) is a stupid thing that doesn’t make anyone feel any better.
So, just know that there’s one guy in Alabama that loves ya, even if you’re weird and Forever Alone. Someone else’s romantic attention doesn’t have to be so important and we don’t have to have a day set aside to love each other.
I love you and (though I won’t have sex with you) I am here for you. My inbox is open if you need to talk about where you are in your life, whether romantically, socially or emotionally.
Friendship is a good thing. It’s an open offer.
Ronnie rules.